Full Philosophy Alchemist

This is a comic series I'm starting, making philosophy jokes. Webcomic sorta thing...only without a place to host it yet.

I translate:

Koji (narrating): Alchemy was going to give us the answer to the great questions. After years of investigation..at last...

Koji (narrating): ...we were going to create an homunculus...

Koji (narrating): ...with all the possible philosophical knowledge.

Last panel:

Monster: Kill meee...kill meee
Ludwig: Haven't you put too much Sartre?
Koji: Let's give him a Nobel prize and see what happens!